Tuesday, 2 March 2010

How to eat

My parents have made comments before on the way i eat certain confectionery. In particular chocolate. Now i don't know about anyone else but i was never taught a specific way to eat chocolate, so therefore how can i be wrong.

Here are a few examples;
KitKat - trim the edges with your teeth until all chocolate has been removed. The top and bottom are dificult as the bar becomes weaker so may result in 'snappage'.
Cream Egg - bite off the top, lick it out(i just cant find a way to avoid that phrase).
Milky Way - similar to the kitkat, eat the chocolate so your left with the light, fluffy inside. Then if no-one is around roll it into a ball!

Also on a sweeter note:
Skittles - eat in order of worst to best, green, yellow, orange, purple, red.
Fruit Pastels/Starburst - Really you want to open the pack with a green showing, if it's a red things become difficult and could result in ripping the whole pack open to preserve the 'reds' until the end.

I've seen other people doing this too... most people have a plan about how they are going to tackle eating confectionary - STOP JUDGING!

1 comment:

  1. I definately do all the sweet based techniques, not so much the choccy ones. However, I can only eat small sweets and chocs like Skittles and Minstrels in pairs.

    I don't know why this is, perhaps a mild form of OCD but it makes the green to red formula even more difficult !

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