Wednesday, 30 June 2010

The Manthem

Another lyrical genius.

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Toilet roll

This is one of my ultimate hates. Pure laziness.

The toilet roll has run out, some people don't even make the effort to change it but if you do manage PUT IT ON THE RIGHT WAY! It actually takes the same amount of time to put it on the correct way (crazy, i know).

My heart sinks when i find a toilet roll that spins the wrong way. It's just not right.

Tuesday, 15 June 2010


As there's so much of it at the moment, it seems appropriate to write a blog about it.

So first of all, the people that are constantly blowing those horns throughout the whole match ruin my quality of life. If i happened to be sat near the guy, i would have to kill him.

Secondly, England are not going to win, but it's nice to be patriotic isnt it.

Thirdly, i know im not the only one to mistake a replay for a second goal.

Fourthly(?), i also know im not the only one to wait for others to cheer around me before i do - due to past mistakes. Such as mistaking a replay for a second goal or the ball looking as if it's gone in the net but really it's gone to the side which everyone else seems to know except me and my eyes.

Fifthly, as i watch a match i am constantly aware that i am female and will be judged by men as being a tomboy, lesbian or wag so must seem as femininely intellectual at all times to avoid such labels.

Come On England!

Sunday, 6 June 2010

2p machines

First of all im not a gambler, but if i was - this is the way i'd go. If i happen to be in an arcade i will only spend money on the games i can win it back (a business mind i like to think). My personal favourite 'the 2p machine'. At first you think 'aww i need to get rid of my change so i'll stick it in here', however then your addicted and refuse to walk away with nothing. I end up playing until i walk away with more change than i first started out with. It's even more tempting when they put additional prizes right near then edge.
The tension kills me.